sit. stay. speak.

“sit.stay.speak promises to be the prime time hit of the season.”
–Mary Hart

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–Billy Mays

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–Bill O’Reilly

“I wanted to have a place online where I can organize my thoughts, write about the subjects that interest me most, and share these ideas with friends.”
–Kristin Harrison*

 

*The only real endorsement for sit. stay. speak, all others were written by b-list celebrity impersonators.